SPRING
It took a lot of resolve to finally play this game again. I hadn't touched it
since I was in 4th or 5th grade and when I tried to start it up last time, it
broke me. This time I have successfully bypassed the painful nostalgia and can
enjoy the game for what it is.
Named after my dear departed pets...
It took me awhile to figure out the basics again, although I still don't know
how to eat. I remember as a kid trying to subsist off of mugwort and wondered
why my cows always got sick lol. I have no interest in Muffy because she is
kinda whore-ish in my opinion (this kid in the aftercare program named Alex
used to joke about her being named Muffy 'cause of her vagina). Nami has ugly
short hair and is kind of a bitch. Celia is perfect! I will win her affection.
Marlin looks like Bruce Campbell
I definitely married Celia once before on my real Gamecube. Anyways, I bought a
fishing pole from Van and have been having fun catching fish. No one seems to
want them as gifts though! I just eat because I don't remember what they're
useful for. Also, I bit off more than I could chew and planted too many
tomatoes so next time around I'll keep them limited and also focus on milk as
a source of cash.
Where do I catch the big stuff?
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