1991 - Tina & La Shawn vs. Teri & Shelley vs. Cheryl & Mo

Shelley is an 9/10 for me because she has beautiful dark curly hair, pale skin, and heavily lidded eyes. She comes across as so sensual and deeply intelligent, as if she were hiding behind a mask. Shelley seems an old soul. We wouldn't get married until awhile after dating (and we'd travel to a chapel in the Swiss Alps to do it), maybe a few years. But then we would be together forever, twin flames never to part! We would tragically suffer the loss of our little girl Adelheid during a rockslide, who would be survived by her sister Gertrud, and our family we tend to a goose farm near Emmental.
Trivia:
  • The material used for piano keys is also the name for a popular brand of soap:
  • Ivory Soap
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  • The land alongside the sea is also a brand of soap:
  • Coast
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  • This brand of pet products always beats as one:
  • Hearts
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  • If you were a soprano, the note you could hit with ease is a brand of fruit drinks:
  • Hi-C
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  • Over 100 years ago, a group of businessmen opened a health and vacation resort at a mineral springs site here in California. They offered naturally carbonated spring water to their guests. Soon after the water became so popular that the owners decided to form a mineral springs company. Then later during the 1950s they added soft drinks to their product list. Can you name the brand of soft drinks?
  • Shasta Soda
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    • Products:
    Equal Sweetener Lindsey Olives
    York Peppermint Patties Double Mint Gum
    Ivory Soap Coast Detergent
    Hearts Pet Products Hi-C
    Shasta Soda Smuckers Grape Jelly
    Mon Cheri Hazelnut Chocolates Ragu Spaghetti Sauce
    Tilex Lea & Perrins
    Pert Plus Aqua Velva
    Angel Soft Cocoa Pebbles
    Tootsie Roll Dow Bathroom Cleaner
    Oxydol Detergent Five Alive Citrus Drink
    A&W Root Beer Similac Formula
    Pampers Ritz Crackers
    Huggies Mother's Cookies
    Wishbone Salad Dressing



    1992 - Anita & Arlene vs. Tim & Bridget vs. Tina & Chari

    Tina is an 8/10, bordering on 9. I would sell a kidney and an eye if it meant marrying Tina. We would have 6 children: 3 boys (Melvin & Martin, twins, and William), and 3 girls (Agnes, Susie, and Mary).
    Trivia:
  • In order to find this product, think of Irving Berlin's famous song: "doo doo doo da-doo da-doo, doo doo doo da-do da-doo"
  • Ritz Crackers
    • Which one of the following foods is often combined with strawberry?
  • Rhubarb
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  • Which one of the following foods is always served as a dessert?
  • Zabaglione
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  • Which one of the following foods does not have a green inside?
  • Pomegranate
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  • Which of those is not a variety of mushroom?
  • Pomelo
    •  Products:
    Nature Valley Granola Bars Evian Spring Water
    Van Camp's Pork & Beans Ritz Crackers
    Hungry Man Beef Pot Pie Jeno's Pepperoni Pizza
    Kraft Eating Right Chicken Breast Parmesan Hawaiian Punch
    Oh Boy Pine Mountain
    Mineral Ice (?) Flintstones Vitamins
    B&M Baked Beans Common Sense Oat Bran Waffles
    Safeguard Soap Wonder Bread
    Turtle Wax Dial
    Pennzoil Chicken Tonight



    1991 - Shawn & Kathy vs. Eric & Tammy vs. Paul & Christy

    Christy is a 7/10. I wouldn't hesitate to marry her. We would have 2 children: a boy named Steve and a girl named Gloria.
    Trivia:
  • If told they're for dunkin', Sandy would grin
  • Wheat Thins
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  • This delicious cake is made with unsweetened chocolate
  • Devil's food cake
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  • As a traditional appetizer, we enjoy these spicy halves
  • Deviled eggs
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  • This gourmet white mushroom has a delicate flavor
  • Angel trumpet
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  • This angel is one of the thinnest pasta...
  • Angel's hair
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  • How many whiskers are on the average man's face, and how many hours does will he spend in front of the mirror shaving during his lifetime?
  • The average man has over 30,000 whiskers on his face, and he will spend a total of 3,350 hours (139 days of his lifetime) removing facial hair
    •  Products:
    Rice Chex Ajax
    Hostess Cupcakes Wheat Thins
    Heinz Ketchup Orville Redenbacher's Microwave Popcorn
    Kudos Nutty Fudge Granola Mr. Clean
    Barbie Cereal Future
    International Coffee Pepsodent
    Just My Size Oroweat
    Fleischmann's Downyflake
    Premium Crackers Betty Crocker MicroRave Cake Mix
    S&W Garbanzo Beans Hollywood Peanut Oil
    Oscar Meyer Weiners Mother's Cookies
    Joy Chicago Brothers Pizza
    Manwich



    1990 - Kristi & Nola vs. Don & Donna vs. Taralynn & Kyle

    Kristi has the look of a model and a seductive, sly expression. She is a solid 7/10 and I would marry her. We would have one child: a daughter named Beatrice. Her current 2-year old would be put up for adoption. Just kidding! I'm not that cruel. I'd treat him/her like my own and be the best stepdad ever.
    Trivia:
  • If you saw me chopping apples and walnuts, waht would I be getting ready to prepare?
  • Waldorf salad
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  • If I prepare a portion of veal with mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce, what would I be making?
  • Veal parmigiana
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  • If we saw a chef whip up a batch of paper-thin pancakes...
  • Crepes Suzettes
    •  Products:
    ??? Hot Chocolate Listerine
    Hungry Jack Potatoes Smucker's Strawberry Syrup
    Vanish Scotties Tissues
    Mueslix Cereal Pillsbury Fudge Bundt Cake Mix
    Kellogg's Special K Sara Lee Strawberry Cheescake
    Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing Scotts Turf Builder
    Maybelline Turning Point Eyeliner Oscar Meyer Bun-Length Beef Franks
    Hormel Sliced Pepperoni Kraft Grated Parmesan
    Nut & Honey Bisquik
    Folgers Coffee Nine Lives Cat Food
    Hunt's Manwich Sloppy Joe Spread Lipton Rice & Sauce
    Peanut Butter Ritz Bitz Jergens Aloe & Lanolin
    Stove Top Stuffing Huggies Diapers
    Scope Mouthwash Presto Antifreeze
    Tide Pampers Diapers
    Diet Dr. Pepper Stouffer's Lean Cuisine
    Tone Skin Care Bar Snowy
    Tums Grape Nuts Cereal
    Presto SaladShooter Bissell FloorSweeper
    Hoover Vacuum Clorox Bleach
    RC Cola Spencer's Children's Clothes
    Scotch Video Cassettes Lavoris Dental Rinse