1991 - Tina & La Shawn vs. Teri & Shelley vs. Cheryl & Mo Shelley is an 9/10 for me because she has beautiful dark curly hair, pale skin, and heavily lidded eyes. She comes across as so sensual and deeply intelligent, as if she were hiding behind a mask. Shelley seems an old soul. We wouldn't get married until awhile after dating (and we'd travel to a chapel in the Swiss Alps to do it), maybe a few years. But then we would be together forever, twin flames never to part! We would tragically suffer the loss of our little girl Adelheid during a rockslide, who would be survived by her sister Gertrud, and our family we tend to a goose farm near Emmental. Trivia: |
Equal Sweetener | Lindsey Olives | York Peppermint Patties | Double Mint Gum | Ivory Soap | Coast Detergent | Hearts Pet Products | Hi-C | Shasta Soda | Smuckers Grape Jelly | Mon Cheri Hazelnut Chocolates | Ragu Spaghetti Sauce | Tilex | Lea & Perrins | Pert Plus | Aqua Velva | Angel Soft | Cocoa Pebbles | Tootsie Roll | Dow Bathroom Cleaner | Oxydol Detergent | Five Alive Citrus Drink | A&W Root Beer | Similac Formula | Pampers | Ritz Crackers | Huggies | Mother's Cookies | Wishbone Salad Dressing |
1992 - Anita & Arlene vs. Tim & Bridget vs. Tina & Chari Tina is an 8/10, bordering on 9. I would sell a kidney and an eye if it meant marrying Tina. We would have 6 children: 3 boys (Melvin & Martin, twins, and William), and 3 girls (Agnes, Susie, and Mary). Trivia: |
Nature Valley Granola Bars | Evian Spring Water | Van Camp's Pork & Beans | Ritz Crackers | Hungry Man Beef Pot Pie | Jeno's Pepperoni Pizza | Kraft Eating Right Chicken Breast Parmesan | Hawaiian Punch | Oh Boy | Pine Mountain | Mineral Ice (?) | Flintstones Vitamins | B&M Baked Beans | Common Sense Oat Bran Waffles | Safeguard Soap | Wonder Bread | Turtle Wax | Dial | Pennzoil | Chicken Tonight |
1991 - Shawn & Kathy vs. Eric & Tammy vs. Paul & Christy Christy is a 7/10. I wouldn't hesitate to marry her. We would have 2 children: a boy named Steve and a girl named Gloria. Trivia: |
Rice Chex | Ajax | Hostess Cupcakes | Wheat Thins | Heinz Ketchup | Orville Redenbacher's Microwave Popcorn | Kudos Nutty Fudge Granola | Mr. Clean | Barbie Cereal | Future | International Coffee | Pepsodent | Just My Size | Oroweat | Fleischmann's | Downyflake | Premium Crackers | Betty Crocker MicroRave Cake Mix | S&W Garbanzo Beans | Hollywood Peanut Oil | Oscar Meyer Weiners | Mother's Cookies | Joy | Chicago Brothers Pizza | Manwich |
1990 - Kristi & Nola vs. Don & Donna vs. Taralynn & Kyle Kristi has the look of a model and a seductive, sly expression. She is a solid 7/10 and I would marry her. We would have one child: a daughter named Beatrice. Her current 2-year old would be put up for adoption. Just kidding! I'm not that cruel. I'd treat him/her like my own and be the best stepdad ever. Trivia: |
??? Hot Chocolate | Listerine | Hungry Jack Potatoes | Smucker's Strawberry Syrup | Vanish | Scotties Tissues | Mueslix Cereal | Pillsbury Fudge Bundt Cake Mix | Kellogg's Special K | Sara Lee Strawberry Cheescake | Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing | Scotts Turf Builder | Maybelline Turning Point Eyeliner | Oscar Meyer Bun-Length Beef Franks | Hormel Sliced Pepperoni | Kraft Grated Parmesan | Nut & Honey | Bisquik | Folgers Coffee | Nine Lives Cat Food | Hunt's Manwich Sloppy Joe Spread | Lipton Rice & Sauce | Peanut Butter Ritz Bitz | Jergens Aloe & Lanolin | Stove Top Stuffing | Huggies Diapers |
Scope Mouthwash | Presto Antifreeze |
Tide | Pampers Diapers |
Diet Dr. Pepper | Stouffer's Lean Cuisine |
Tone Skin Care Bar | Snowy |
Tums | Grape Nuts Cereal |
Presto SaladShooter | Bissell FloorSweeper |
Hoover Vacuum | Clorox Bleach |
RC Cola | Spencer's Children's Clothes |
Scotch Video Cassettes | Lavoris Dental Rinse |